The Official Post Of The Retirement Of The World’s Second Greatest CP Hacker,Cold Pizza

Cold Pizza’s Edit: I have deleted a lot of things from this post simply because I have rejoined GW. I also don’t want to burden everyone with my crappy life. And finally,I think I overdid the post WAY too much. 😄  Sorry,I’m a perfectionist. I can’t help it.

I don’t even know how to begin this post. And that sounds a little odd because normally everything has a beginning and an end.  And my end has finally come. I am officially retiring from the Golden Warriors of Club Penguin.

THE HISTORY OF COLD PIZZA

It all began April 6,2009. I was on spring break from school and was playing my epic video games I love so much when I saw my sister playing a fun-looking game on the computer. I asked her what it was. She said “It’s Club Penguin,and I’m playing Card Jitsu.” I asked her how she found out about CP,and she said a friend told her. She also said she joined about a month ago. Now I don’t know about you,but I think penguins are pretty freakin’ sweet no matter what they do. I immediately fell in love with CP. 😀 My sister’s account was Samy3759,and I used her account because she let me. I got her up to Black Belt within 30 minutes. I also got everything available to a non-member at the time. I eventually wanted my own account because I’m so egotistical like that. 🙂 I was making my penguin and I couldn’t think of a good name. Eventually I decided,and Cold Pizza was born. Here’s why…………………………………………………………………………

I traveled to New Orleans with my marching band in March 2009. One night,as we were about to go to sleep to get ready for the next day,my band teacher walked in and said,”If anyone’s hungry,there’s some cold pizza in the fridge.” I yelled out “COLD PIZZA!!!!” in a really weird voice. Everyone laughed,and my persona as Cold Pizza was formed. Isn’t that hilarious? 😀

After a few months of enjoying everything Club Penguin had to offer and getting a little upset of what members got to do,I soon became bored of Club Penguin. I mean,you have to wait a whole month before a party starts,and they don’t give you any new games to play. It also takes forever to get coins unless you play the same game over and over again,which make you more bored. I also didn’t have any friends that played Club Penguin at my school or any buddies that I could regularly talk to. If people knew that I played Club Penguin and that I was 14,I would be the laughingstock of the school. 😦

In June 2009,after finding out about all these awesome hacks that supposedly worked for Club Penguin,I found a foolproof program. Penguin Storm. It is the best Club Penguin hacking device in the world. Here is the site link if you would like to download this awesomeness: http://cpcheats.info/ . Have fun!!!! Just don’t do anything stupid. Credit goes to Microchip123 for developing Penguin Storm. I have given him all the credit.He has taught me everything I needed know about hacking CP. This is the reason for me defining myself as the World’s Second Greatest CP Hacker. Microchip123 is the sensei of this art. 😀 He is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you,Microchip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In July of 2009,I was looking for famous penguins during the Music Jam and discovered http://xat.com/ and its many chats. I eventually met someone named Scruffy516,and joined their Club Penguin army known as Secret Squad. I had so much fun in that army. I wish I could tell you all of what happened,but it would take days. 🙂 Let’s just say that I helped so many people in Secret Squad with my hacking skills and they greatly appreciated me for it. I moved up to the rank of Leader and overthrew the tyrant Sunny1f. I met Pirate Cody and Shannong525,who are some of the best friends I will ever have. Unfortunately,in the middle of August 2009,Secret Squad was hacked and deleted by the Hitler of CP:Kong236. He is the most evil person ever and he runs the Walruses of CP. If you ever see them in the same room as you,get out! They could ban you forever.

After Kong236 deleted Secret Squad,I traveled to another army’s chat to debate on whether or not he had commited such a crime. I met one of my best friends forever:Riotors. I explained on http://xat.com/cpss all the events that had recently occurred. I eventually joined the Club Penguin Secret Service and was automatically ranked as a Co-Leader. Many side sites,armies,and events were formed during the next 30 days,but I still remained loyal to CPSS. I became an expert on CP armies and Penguin Storm,and checked every site every day. I also discovered Prizerebel,an awesone site that gives out free prizes. (http://www.prizerebel.com/ ) I became the nicest person to ever walk the earth in GW. I still firmly believe that I am the most generous and kind soldier in this army when it comes to giving out free CP memberships and Xat cards. I don’t like to brag or anything,and I am terribly sorry if this offends anyone,but I believe I was the most active soldier in the army and on chat. I made many new friends and overcame many obstacles along the way. Everything from April-September 2009 were the best months of my life as a penguin. 😀

On September 3,2009,3 great armies(CPF,CPSS,and GW)merged to form the most epic Club Penguin army ever. We officially became known as the Golden Warriors of CP,which greatly increased our troop count and made life almost seem unreal because  it was so awesome. I made a Youtube account and began posting videos. I also made a Twitter and Facebook account. I am proud to say that I helped form the name,so you should thank me for that. 🙂

The only thing I’m going to say about what happened from 9/3/09-10/27/09 in our new army was that I had the most unbelievably AWESOME TIME ever in my whole life. Golden Warriors were like my virtual family. We have had our hardships,but in the end,we overcame and CRUSHED those obstacles. I had a great time serving with you guys. I hope you feel the same way about me. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

 Time for the thank-yous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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COLD PIZZA WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND HIS THANKS TO THESE PEOPLE:

A People

Aaddog—Thanks for letting me hack your account. You were really funny on chat. Wing wang badozles and pie I like! 😀

Albaro Lord—Thanks for talking to me and placing me in the leader fight. I’m glad I won! 😀

 

                                                                                                                                        D People

Deet007—Thank you for being nice to me and for being on GW chat.

 

F People

Flappdude—Dude,you should go into acting or movie making,because you are the KING of them all!!! One of the best Youtube channels ever!!! 😀

Flipper7706—Awesome leader.

 

 

                                                                                                                                           J People

Juneau2—Thanks for making the GW toolbar. It’s awesome! And thanks for giving postitive comments on my headers and banners. 😀

                                                                                                        

M People

Monster47345—A really good friend.

 

R People

Riotors—OMG YOU ARE LIKE MY #1 BEST FRIEND EVER ALONG WITH CODY AND SWIMMY! YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND YOUR HEADERS AND BANNERS PWN EVERYONE ELSE’S! YOU ARE REALLY COOL AND I’M GLAD TO HAVE MET YOU! I’M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH WHEN I LEAVE. I LOVE YOU DUDE!!! (no homo) THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING AND FOR THE EPIC TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER. (crys continuously) 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

S People

Saiyaman Xc—Same as Flipper,Denzzil,and Kaisin.

SwimmyBlue—Same as Riotors. OMG YOU ARE LIKE MY #1 BEST FRIEND ALONG WITH CODY AND RIOTORS!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😦 😦 😦 😦

Anyone else I missed in the S section. Sorry for forgetting you! 😦

W People

Wiggle Nn—Same as Flipper,Denzzil,Kaisin,Saiyaman,ShadowHero99,and Smiley8years. Sorry for calling you a noob. 😀

 

   THE FINAL THOUGHTS,LAST WORDS,AND OTHER ITEMS OF IMPORTANCE OF COLD PIZZA 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦

If you like to have all the links in this post compiled into a list,here they are:

http://www.myspace.com/narutobandaisasuke

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=john+thomas&init=quick#/profile.php?id=100000059206809&ref=search&sid=100000059206809.3139845657..1

http://cpcheats.info/

http://xat.com/cpss

http://www.prizerebel.com/

https://cpssworld.wordpress.com/

http://xat.com/gwarmy

My e-mail is gerald.thomas09@comcast.net  Try to save me as a contact on your computer and e-mail as much as you can. I would greatly appreciate it. 😀


 

Well,that’s all for now. We are officially done with this post. I have nothing else to say. We will have a party for my official retirement. You guys are like my second family and I love all of you like my own brothers and sisters. 😀  I will leave you with these quotes:

‘Impossible situations can become possible miracles.”
Robert H. Schuller

“You are valuable just because you exist. Not because of what you do, or what you have done, but simply because you are.”
Max Lucado

“There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.”
Albert Einstein

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COLD PIZZA

John Morgan Thomas

THE SECOND GREATEST CLUB PENGUIN HACKER IN THE WORLD, AN EXTREMELY LOYAL GW SOLDIER,AND A REALLY COOL GUY,

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